Random Facts (1/19) - Nobody knew what a water chestnut was until we wrapped it in bacon.
I am the Slipstream. The wind beneath your consoles wings....I will lift up new games and then without warning let them fall before your eyes.
Seriously, I will post informative reviews and analysis of games, music, and other entertainment related activities/mediums. At the same time hopefully I can make you laugh. A chuckle would even suffice.
To be a part of this Blog makes me happy, hopefully I can return the favor and make you happy for reading it.
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So yeah. A blog of some sorts? I construe I could construct a cacophony of concepts concocted by my cranial cavity here. Alliteration also, as I adore it. Essentially, I am the evil one. Every problem I encounter, my first thought is whether or not I can apply force to solve it.
Door stuck? Smash it. Sleeve caught on something? Rip it. You would not believe how short the lifespan of a pair of my pants is. This doesn't mean I'm stupid; It's just that I lack patience. If required, I can use tactics, strategy, guile, or any other Street Fighter character. Yes, that was a horrible Street Fighter pun. I don't apologize. You can blame my father for that kind of thing.
That's not to say I'm all bad. I hold rules in very high esteem. They keep us restrained. In check. They provide a structure and a set of guidelines for us to base our behavior around. I don't refrain from committing crimes because my sense of morality tells me not to. I refrain from committing crimes because it is against the law, and there are definite consequences for such actions.
Around here, you'll often see me posting about things that have pissed me off. Or not. To be honest, as this is the first blog-type-thing I've been involved in, I'm not sure how I will react. Perhaps I shall wax poetic about the virtues of having a fresh herb garden, with a weekly update on my latest aquisitions? Perhaps I shall bang out a manifesto on how ineffective an overly lenient criminal justice system is? Only time will tell.
-- P
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I am now purposely NOT following Gerry's directions on how to use this blog template thingy. Being (still! fucking STILL!) only an E-4 in das Army, we prefer to determine the usage of a particular object by simply pushing buttons until something happens or smoke starts billowing out, whichever comes first.
Apparently, I'm supposed to type the rest of my post here. At this point, I've really got nothing. However, I WOULD like to take this opportunity to present alternate titles under which I may reign on this site, these being Deviant Political Theorist and Freelance Bullshit Artist. Thus do I contribute.
Omnium Bonum Est
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Hello wello!
How do you do? This blogging business is demanding, hence we will try to fulfill your interests and sustain a good audience.
With the market of the world wide web, I hope our blogging products make delicious treats for your intellect. With that said, please return soon!
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hello.
What the heck do I say in this thing? Oh, I know.
I am the supreme ruler of Wasabisoft. In such a short time, I bumped Gerry to Co-Founder. Eventually, I shall take over Founder and bump Gerry off entirely. Take that Co-Founder!! "b!tch, move outta the way, move outta the way" o/~
As you can read from the post below, I get to have everything my way; of course, this is the way of the supreme ruler. We can't have it any other way, could we?
I am the master, the drummer or whatever you want to call me (god!!) that will create Wasabisoft's world domination! If you're a broken wheel, I'd either fix you up, or put you out of your misery. We will have it no other way. You can't stop us!! You will be ridden before we stop!
Other than that, I'm nice. :)
And no, I won't make this longer than Chad's--he's just very long-winded. Don't mind his blogs, I never read them until later anyways....a lot later. I mean, who has time for that??
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Hi.
My name is Chad.
I type in fragmented paragraphs.
Fragmented sentences.
My contribution to Wasabisoft will be mainly on the creative/writing end. I am an ideas man. I am an artist. I am the walrus. Most of my posts here will probably fall somewhere between "neat idea" and "randomness that confuses the masses". At times, especially if we are discussing a project or schemes, I will get
somewhat serious. Otherwise, you will probably find most of the random musings located on this blog directly from me.
That is not to say I am not completely serious about Wasabisoft and it's goal for ultimate world domination. If there were a title to what I do, it would be something along the lines of "Court Jester", but since most corporations don't have one of those (except for Microsoft.... poor Jim Harden, he was a Harvard grad who thought Microsoft would help propel his career to the moon. Let this be a lesson to everyone who wants to work at Microsoft, never EVER draw a cartoon with Bill Gates in a precarious position with a chicken holding an apple and post it on the break room refrigerator. Sure, $250,000 a year isn't bad. But when you are Billie's personal Jester, doing his Jest, it's nothing short of suicide inducing.) I will have to be content with "Writer" (no WGA bid yet, but hopefully soon).
I will try to keep my posts game and/or Wasabisoft related, but that will probably only go as far as this post. Oh yeah, I'm also honest about when I lie (take *that* paradoxes!).
I'm sure there are other things you need to know. But I wanted to have a base "introductory" post on this blog. That way, I get that obligation out of the way.
And now I run wild.
HA HA SUCKERS!
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As the original founder of
Wasabisoft, I would like to welcome everyone to this blog. Here you will meet a
random assortment of great people with great
talent (or great ability to talk about random things, but I suppose that is a talent too).
I am Gerry. I have had the idea for Wasabisoft for a very long time.
Originally, it was just a game company I came up with for an old game I was creating. While the spirit of the game side of Wasabisoft lives on, thanks to the others you will meet here, it has blossomed into something much much more than I could have ever imagined. And while my role as founder has quickly moved to co-founder, I would have it no other way, for without these people, Wasabisoft would just be a memory of a time a kid in high school was playing around with RPGmaker95.
I will allow everyone to introduce themselves as I could not do them the justice they deserve. Whether it be art, a story, photos, or just the nonsensical rant, we hope you will find something here to entertain you during your visit.
Again, welcome and enjoy!
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