Defining Moments In Time

Webster’s Dictionary defines HAPPY as:

1. Delighted, pleased, or glad
2. Characterized as or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy
3. Favored by fortune; fortunate or lucky

Webster’s Dictionary defines NEW as:

1. Of recent origin, production, purchase, etc.
2. Of a kind now existing or appearing for the first time
3. Having but lately or but now come to knowledge
(There’s like a billion more definitions)

Webster’s Dictionary defines YEAR as:

1. A period of 365 or 366 days, in the Gregorian calendar, divided into 12 calendar months, now reckoned as beginning Jan. 1 and ending Dec. 31
2. A period of approximately the same length in other calendars.
3. A space of 12 calendar months calculated from any point

Webster’s Dictionary defines TWO as:

1. A cardinal number, one plus one
2. A symbol for this number, 2 or II
3. A set of this many persons or things; a playing card, die face, or half of a domino face with two pips

Webster’s Dictionary defines ZERO as:

1. The figure or symbol 0, which in the Arabic notation for numbers stands for the absence of quantity; cipher.
2. The origin of any kind of measurement; line or point from which all divisions of a scale, as a thermometer, are measured in either a positive or a negative direction.
3. A mathematical value intermediate between positive and negative values.

Webster’s Dictionary defines ZERO as:

1. Naught; nothing.
2. The lowest point or degree.
3. The absence of a linguistic element, as a phoneme or morpheme, in a position in which one previously existed or might by analogy be expected to exist, often represented by the symbol 0

Webster’s Dictionary defines EIGHT as:

1. A cardinal number, seven plus one
2. A symbol for this number, 8 or VIII
3. A set of this many persons or things; a playing card the face of which bears eight pips

Soooooo…. What does this all mean?

Hell if I know.