Be a Ninja Day!

So today is National Be a Ninja Day. Ninja's are out parading everywhere. But the question is, will you find them? Do you want to find them? If a ninja finds you, you will die. It's a hard cold fact. Ninjas are very, very good at hiding and sneaking around. Chances are, the only time you'll ever see one in your lifetime is at the end of it. Because everyone knows you only see a ninja if he's already killing you.

Will you ever find this post? Do you really want to?

In the history of Japan, a ninja (忍者, ninja?) was someone specially trained in a variety of unorthodox arts of war. The methods used by ninja included assassination, espionage, and a variety of martial arts.

In the Japanese culture, they were usually trained for dangerous missions. Although their exact origins are still unknown, with some historians speculating about some Chinese origin or influence, it is known that they appeared in 14th century feudal Japan, and remained active from the Kamakura to the Edo period.Their roles may have included sabotage, espionage, scouting and assassination missions as a way to destabilize and cause social chaos in enemy territory or against an opposing ruler, perhaps in the service of their feudal rulers (daimyo, shogun), or an underground ninja organization waging guerilla warfare.

If you are reading this, you are already dead.