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Child's Play 2007

Dec 3, 2007

NOT Pheromones


Sean

Did you know that human pheromonal usage is a huge crock? That's right: you may as well give your money to a rehabilitation clinic for Alabama bestiality addicts as spend it on any form of pheromone for any purpose. That INCLUDES the attraction of NON-humans, for you Alabamites out there.

To be honest, I'm not even sure "Alabamites" is a word. Alabamians, maybe? Never mind. The point is, don't fucking buy the stuff. However, I DO have well-documented evidence of GERRY'S pheromone usage... and believe me, it stinks.



1 comments:

helen said...

Oh great, now there's TWO wasabians that smell like camel's ass.

Sean, can you get me one of those gas mask things for Christmas? Please :)