PC vs MAC

What's the difference between an Apple worshipper and a PC follower??

PC users admit their PC sucks, and when it dies, it's dead--they get a new one.

Apple worshippers deny such occurrences and pray that when shipped back to Apple for some fixin', it will return just like new.

What's another difference between PC users and Mac users???

When breaking, PC users will try all they can to find out the problem and fix it.

When breaking, MAC users cry and send their MACs away to a MAC boarding school and hope they'll behave once returned. (Of course, this can be reversed)

hahahaha, it's similar to the first one, but it's okAY! just poking fun :).

What's another difference between MACs and PCs?

When a PC breaks down and acts funny, the first thing everyone says is, "Stop downloading so much porn!"

MACs just scoff at PCs because like men, they think they have protection. (ooh, double slap)

What's another difference between PCs and MACs?

PC users usually get a new PC by the end of their first year, not only because it sucks; but also, because it's cheap.

MAC users have to wait at least 5 years because they don't have the money to afford a new one and they are stuck with their crappy MAC.

Oh, btw, I use both MAC and PC. Although, I use PC more often, but I do use MAC. I'm just not an Apple worshipper nor a Sony worshipper, that is all :).

Got any other cracks about PC? I'd like to hear them! I just can't think of any right now..hmmm....:) Anyone have jingles about PCs??