What's the difference between an Apple worshipper and a PC follower??
PC users admit their PC sucks, and when it dies, it's dead--they get a new one.
Apple worshippers deny such occurrences and pray that when shipped back to Apple for some fixin', it will return just like new. What's another difference between PC users and Mac users???
When breaking, PC users will try all they can to find out the problem and fix it.
When breaking, MAC users cry and send their MACs away to a MAC boarding school and hope they'll behave once returned. (Of course, this can be reversed)
hahahaha, it's similar to the first one, but it's okAY! just poking fun :).
What's another difference between MACs and PCs?
When a PC breaks down and acts funny, the first thing everyone says is, "Stop downloading so much porn!"
MACs just scoff at PCs because like men, they think they have protection. (ooh, double slap)
What's another difference between PCs and MACs?
PC users usually get a new PC by the end of their first year, not only because it sucks; but also, because it's cheap.
MAC users have to wait at least 5 years because they don't have the money to afford a new one and they are stuck with their crappy MAC.
Oh, btw, I use both MAC and PC. Although, I use PC more often, but I do use MAC. I'm just not an Apple worshipper nor a Sony worshipper, that is all :).
Got any other cracks about PC? I'd like to hear them! I just can't think of any right now..hmmm....:) Anyone have jingles about PCs??
After having a rough week, month, YEAR; I decided to just have some warm, soothing tea to accompany my sad, cold soul. I heart tea.
I scrummage through our cabinet (not just any cabinet, a METAL cabinet), and lo and behold, COFFEE. I thought, "Coffee sounds really good right now." With a huge grin on my face, I take the box off the shelf.
The label reads CAPPUCINO, but the rest of the box is in Chinese. The foreign Chinese characters should've been my first sign to stick to my tea. (I only know the basics; apparently I flunked out of Chinese school due to my tardiness; totally due to my family's lateness, not me!). But, I'm Asian, so crazy lines and shapes don't scare me! My mom and sister are coffee lovers. But, my mom is hardcore. She pretty much drinks it straight up with very little sugar; but sometimes, her sweet tooth gets the best of her and she mixes in some condense milk or milk/sugar or cream/sugar. Excitedly, I get the water going on the stove, I grab my cup, spoon and marshmallow (yes, marshies are for chocolate milk, but I don't care! Not today anyways!).
Now, my second warning should've been the realization that this is INSTANT 'Cappucino' mix.
Any of you know any good, delicious instant coffee mixes!? I do! There's so many that's it's ridiculous! Is it good for you? Probably not, but it doesn't matter! It's coffee!!
The water is boiling hot by now, so I shut off the fire, pour half a cup of water into my cup, take out a package mix, rip it open and pour the contents in. I watched as the contents slowly melt and dissolve until it reaches its desired equilibrium. Mmm, coffee. Fresh (pretend fresh) coffee. I pour in the rest of the water and begin to stir the mix. I tasted the coffee, and it's kind of bland. "Do I need to put other stuff in it?," I wonder.
Stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, sip, stir stir stirstirstir sip. Hmmm, this tastes o-k. Coffee drinkers, you know you have to sniff your 'fresh' brewed coffee because hot coffee smells good!! There's just something comforting about hot coffee.
I tilt my head down and sniff, sip. Sip, sniff. "Hmmmm, what's that weird smell." Sip, sniff, sniff sniff. "There, that weird smell again; it smells familiar." Sniff sniff sniff sniiiiiiifff, sniff sniff. sniff.
"GROSS!!!!!!!"
I toss the coffee down the drain and made myself a Folger's instant coffee with condensed milk and marshmallow.
Can you guess what it smelled like??
PEE. Not just any pee. Not the kind where you drank so much coffee that your pee smells like coffee. Not the kind from your pet hamster because you're too lazy to clean the cage. It smells like the kind where you walk passed a homeless person and you can't help but smell the urine on him because the stench somehow creeps through your nostrils and fills your nasal cavity even though you hold your breathe.
School, for many, will take up, waste, and educate us for most of our lives. But, who really learns anything from school? Most of us tune out what happens from K-12 and even in college. Why? Mainly because their teachings come from textbooks. We grimace at the words of 'homework' or 'read chapter 5'; mainly because we picture this large textbook suffocating our lives.
As you know, textbook language is like a secret code. You have to actually think to process what you just read. See? You had to reread that sentence, right? When you decipher this code, you feel an enlightenment has come over you. Like a, "Hallelujah" moment.
Well, I'm here to bring you more "Hallelujah" moments; moments of 'never heard before', moments of pure reminders, moments of 'holy no way!', and just pure moments about life and everything in it. Because, we all deserve more "Hallelujah" moments even if we are dumb as a door knob or sheltered like a caged hamster. Hallelujah moment #1: Five reasons why you shouldn't bully others.
5) You have to deal with 'authorities' 4) A voodoo doll of you exists--which explains all that pain in your groin 3) The bullied will end up being your boss and they'll make you pay then! 2) Karma is a bitch. 1) Columbine/Virginia Tech #22910 will happen
No matter how much fun we think it is, in the end, you'll pay a price. Like idiots, you all wish to only reach #5 and never #1; but it never works out in your favor, does it?
Apparently, they are trying to implement universal health care in CALIFORNIA. That's right. UNIVERSAL health care. UNIVERSAL. Just like what they have in MA.
Why, why is CA following MA!? First and foremost, MA, no offense, but UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE is not smart; especially for CA. Why? Because one, CA has 2, 3, maybe even 4x the people than MA. And since CA is closer to our neighbors down south, CA must have more poor people. Duh, obviously. Not only them, but every year, thousands of 'transplants' find their way to CA.
It's nice to have health care and it's also sad to not have health care. Oh, believe me. I know the pain and agony of not having health care when you truly need it.
But, how is the poor going to afford mandatory health care? They can't even afford regular health care right now! Not even the cheapest one!
Like the other 40 million people in this nation, we feel we don't need health care. Relatively, we are healthy. Relatively. Or we hoped that we'd get over our illness without the need of professional medical care.
Yet, there are still the 20 or so million that need health care but cannot obtain it because they either need a roof under their head or feed their growling stomachs. So, how do you solve this dilemma?
NOT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, that's for sure. How does mandatory withdrawal of your paycheck help?! MA's health care costs about $200; how does this help someone who lives paycheck to paycheck? You're actually causing more heartache to them. They NEED that 100 or 200$. Not taken away if they're not actively using the 'benefit'. It's like free money to the government, on top of what we pay.
Does health care cover vision costs? Does it cover dental costs? No. It only covers health care costs. Doctor visits. Toothache? No. Root canal? No. WHAT!? What good are you to me Universal health care!!!
Face it, we see our dentists more often than our doctors. We even see our optometrists more often than our doctors. Can we include the whole package?! Then the 200$ per month would be great. Don't you think so?!
20 million poor + expensive 'low priced' mandated insurance fee = more money for our government. AWESOME.
I was asked to take this survey for some public something policy administration class by my sister's friend.
Here's how it went down on AIM:
me: wat u gonna do with this info friend: i have to discuss my chosen proposition, explain its policy formulation and evaluation process, discuss the survey results, provide pie chart me: soo u're collectin data from ppl and see wat they think me: its not a real survey!! its helpin u to do ur hw!! me: cheater!!
So, as a nice person that I am, I participated. Mind you, it is quite long. Read with caution. What is Proposition 187? California Proposition 187 was a 1994 ballot initiative designed to deny illegal immigrants social services, health care, and public education.
Proposition 187 included several additions to the law, falling into two categories: - All law enforcement agents who suspect that a person who has been arrested is in violation of immigration laws must investigate the detainee's immigration status, and if they find evidence of illegality they must report it to the attorney general of California, and to the federal Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS). - No one may receive public benefits until they have proven their legal right to reside in the country. If anyone applies for benefits and is suspected by government agents of being illegal, those agents must report in writing to the enforcement authorities. Emergency medical care is exempted as required by federal law but all other medical benefits have the same test as above. Primary and secondary education is explicitly included.
Gender: Female Ethnicity: Asian/Pacific Islander Do you support the proposition? Yes and No Please explain:
We live in a capitalistic country—we fend for ourselves and ourselves only. If anyone gets in our way, we’ll stomp them like a bug. If someone bothers us, we’ll gently wave our hands as if we’re shoo-ing away a pesky fly. Why? Simply because we have better things to do than to bother with such ‘nuisances.’
Why should it be any different for an illegal immigrant? What makes them so special that we pay attention to them? As a capitalist, who cares. Illegal immigrants took the courage, money and made ridiculous sacrifices to join our rat race. Why not let them join us?
Most of our ‘citizen’ population can barely keep up with this rat race. In fact, at least 1/3 of our population are laggers and will only walk, never run or even jog—just like when we had PE in middle school; you know who I’m talking about.
Isn’t becoming something from nothing part of the American culture? What good sense does it make to let our ‘privileged’ citizens remain laggers and stomp illegals who are willing to succeed? How will this help our economy? It doesn’t, it only hinders it. Face it, we’re adding more laggers to the race, not diminishing it. Maybe we should create a human bartering system with other countries; except who would be willing to take our laggers? No country would. If I were President of a country, I would 187 them before they set foot in my land.
Sure, take away the health benefits and other ‘citizen’ privileges, but we should not and cannot be the ones to determine if they should receive an education. The basic fundamental of an education is to increase our knowledge and wisdom—removing them from our public school education will not defeat this. In fact, it may do the exact opposite.
Alas, our taxes. We pay taxes and by no means should an illegal reap our possible benefits. I digress. As a citizen, we merely indirectly support these programs. It is up to the government to decide on how our hard earned dollars are spent—this is our unsaid contract for living here. We are given the illusion that we have control.
Also, I question our logic: It’s okay to have our government officials spend excessive amount of our taxes on dinners, conferences, lodging, drug smuggling (i.e. FBI and Colombia), have slow and inefficient courtroom/DMV employees, but when an illegal tries to obtain an education (either to learn or to stay out of trouble) that’s a big no-no? Wouldn’t you prefer illegals to be safely tucked away at school than to have them roaming around the streets doing God knows what?
Even if this proposition is approved, the number of illegal immigrants will never cease. Middle runners of the rat race are too busy to pay close attention and the top runners are too successful to even care. All that is left are the laggers—and we know what big gossips they were back in day.
Comment: Now I wonder if she used my real data to include in her presentation :p
Happy Gobble day everyone!!!!!!! If you're like me and don't eat turkey or fowl on turkey day, eat plenty of food!!! Whatever you decide to eat (Vietnamese food here or possibly turkey if I go to my friend's), just make sure you enjoy it, even if it is fast food. Don't worry, I've been there. One time I had In-N-Out on Thanksgiving and another year I had McDonald's on Christmas. How tasty is that? Fast food on a day everyone has crazy grubbing. Why did we have fast food? I think pure laziness. As an Asian (Asian American? naah I'm from California, too lazy for that. Asian it is), my family at least has never really celebrated this 'Western' holiday. I say Western because Canadians have Thanksgiving, too. We tried it once, it was cool, except we don't eat much and dooood!! Western food is filling!! It's almost like Soul Food. I think we don't like the endless days of leftover food. And plus, when I was younger, I didn't want my mom to spend all day in the kitchen just to make us food; especially when most of her Asian dishes would only take a couple of hours (prep+cook).
WARNING: Below contains Non-PC words. It is not used in a derogatory way, it's just how it's used in most languages anyways. If you are faint of heart, then do not read any further. I've warned you. If you get offended, it is by your own doing and don't blame me. Also, if you get offended, GET OVER IT. Jk, it's not so bad, I think.
Thank you to the Natives for inviting the white people to eat your food and live on your land peacefully. Without your kind gesture, I wouldn't know the thrill of occasional gambling. (Readers, please gamble wisely.)
Thank you to the white for mistaking their kindness as 'weakness' and creating America. Without you arrogant son of a guns, I wouldn't be here.
Thank you to the blacks for the decades of slavery. Without you, America would have been only the East Coast and I would've been Asian-Mexican.
Thank you to the Mexicans for your years of hard work and cheap labor. Without you, I wouldn't be enjoying my delicious sushi, pho, noodles, tacos and many more every day.
Thank you to my fellow Asians (regardless of which country) and your intelligence. Without you, stem cell research would be 50 years behind and I would be stuck with American-sized products--large and bulky, just like how we like our food servings.
Thank you to the Middle Easterners (defined as any country between Europe and India). Without you, we wouldn't have our pricey crude oil and television shows or movies. Your intelligence is underestimated--you know we would surrender our money to you no matter what the cost.
And thank you to the Wasabisoft readers, without you, I'd be blogging to no one.
Phil, your picture utterly scares me. Worse than Bloody Mary and Freddy Kreuger combined. It scared me when Gerry was editing it and showing us 'drafts.' Each and every time I saw a new link, it scared me. To the point that I didn't want to click on the draft links for the fear that it would scare me some more.
Children beware, do not, I repeat, do NOT look at his picture for too long. He will come EAT YOU!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad...after much discussion (more like a couple of seconds), I've come to realize you will be are the attention-whore blogger. Why? Look at your blogs!! Our average reader will dedicate most of their time eating up your words--a lot more than everyone combined!! If that's not a blog whore, I don't know what is.
I am the supreme ruler of Wasabisoft. In such a short time, I bumped Gerry to Co-Founder. Eventually, I shall take over Founder and bump Gerry off entirely. Take that Co-Founder!! "b!tch, move outta the way, move outta the way" o/~ As you can read from the post below, I get to have everything my way; of course, this is the way of the supreme ruler. We can't have it any other way, could we?
I am the master, the drummer or whatever you want to call me (god!!) that will create Wasabisoft's world domination! If you're a broken wheel, I'd either fix you up, or put you out of your misery. We will have it no other way. You can't stop us!! You will be ridden before we stop!
Other than that, I'm nice. :)
And no, I won't make this longer than Chad's--he's just very long-winded. Don't mind his blogs, I never read them until later anyways....a lot later. I mean, who has time for that??
